Monday, February 9, 2009

Bridal Shower

my shower and stagette happened on last Saturday. i had no part in the planning and other than the date, had no other info about it until my MOH told me to show up at the Sheraton wall centre at 3pm on that day.

I was getting a bit nervous because I know that there will be lots of drinking, and was worried that I had to do embarrassing things (well, the embarrassing things happened on their own after I passed out). I had specifically asked for no male strippers.

when i arrived at the Wall centre with 2 of my guy friends (they are not guys to me, but they are my 'paper sisters jee mui'), we bumped into other friends from dragonboating that were invited, and waited for my bridemaids to get us. when they took us to the room, i was amazed how awesome the suite was. there were food, and right away, we had some mardi gras beads on us for a game where no one is allowed to cross their arms, fingers or legs and if we catch someone doing that, we take a strong of beads from them. it was mellow at first but it started becoming hardcore when ppl were caught crossing their toes inside their socks!!

we ate and chatted for about an hour while more people showed up... around 15 ppl were there and we started playing games where it tests how well my friends know me and how well i know ed.

one question about ed to me asked by my MOH (questions and answers supplied by Ed):

"which one of the bridesmaids would ed NOT do?" (the room bursted in laughter)

I mumbled to my friend "i don't think it's Fay" and she said "What's wrong with me!" and I couldn't figure out who... then my buddy Tyron said "HE'D DO ALL THE THEM!" and I took his answer and got it right! Whooo... hoorah for having a slut fiance!

my MOH kept feeding me drinks (giving me shot after shot when i'm not paying attention) and by dinner time (we ordered pizza for the room and watched the canucks win), i was pretty drunk. then they started dressing me up with the theme "CHICAGO" (the musical) by curling my hair and giving me sexy props and stuff... well, i was in the midst of passing out. Somehow, i managed to not fall into the hot iron while my bridesmaid was curling my hair and stumbled out of the room and passed out in the living room, FACE DOWN. Everyone took turns posing with me and a 7.5" black rubber c*ck. After awhile, i was dragged outside for some fresh air and I was sober again! So we went to the club, danced off the alcohol, went back to the suite and called it a night.

i was really impressed at the organization of this by my bridemaids... the whole planning of the cake, the games, the prizes and even the favours... they were all so cute (so are my bridesmaids).

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